{"product_id":"youre-not-my-son-t-shirt","title":"You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Son Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Son\" t-shirt with clean serif lettering. A cheeky, conversation-starting tee for dads who run on equal parts love and sarcasm — perfect for Father's Day, dad's birthday, and everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dad's heard it. Every dad's said it back. This shirt is for the ones who give as good as they get — the dads with a quick comeback, a dry sense of humour, and a soft spot they'd never admit to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😄 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003cbr\u003e\n- Clean serif lettering with a cheeky punchline\u003cbr\u003e\n- A funny, conversation-starting everyday tee\u003cbr\u003e\n- Soft, comfortable regular fit he'll reach for again and again\u003cbr\u003e\n- Pairs effortlessly with shorts, chinos, or denim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n- Father's Day gifts from the kids\u003cbr\u003e\n- Dad's birthday, Christmas, and just-because surprises\u003cbr\u003e\n- Gifts from sons, daughters, partners, or in-laws\u003cbr\u003e\n- New dads and seasoned dads alike\u003cbr\u003e\n- Everyday wear for the dad with the dry humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👕 PRODUCT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n- Theme: Father's Day \/ Funny \/ Dad\u003cbr\u003e\n- Occasion: Father's Day, dad's birthday, everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\n- Style: Short sleeve t-shirt with graphic print\u003cbr\u003e\n- Fit: Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Personalisation: Not personalised — printed as shown\u003cbr\u003e\n- Decoration: DTF printed in-house\u003cbr\u003e\n- Care: Cold machine wash inside out, hang to dry, do not iron directly on print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 SHIPPING, SIZING \u0026amp; CARE\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted in Australia with quick turnaround times. For full sizing charts, shipping timeframes, and care instructions, please see our FAQ section or message us — we're always happy to help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tilly\u0026Wilbur","offers":[{"title":"Black Print","offer_id":52473153388856,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Print","offer_id":52473153421624,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/7493\/2019\/files\/il_fullxfull.8092486888_9a95.jpg?v=1780481986","url":"https:\/\/www.tillyandwilbur.com.au\/products\/youre-not-my-son-t-shirt","provider":"Tilly\u0026Wilbur®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}